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Laugh Out Loud Quotes About Life

When life's challenges weigh you down, a dose of laughter can uplift your spirits like no other remedy. Studies suggest that laughter has tangible health benefits, including alleviating symptoms of depression and anxiety. Even forced laughter can enhance your mood - try chuckling at yourself in the mirror and observe the positive shift in your emotional state.

If the self-amusement technique falls short, turn to seasoned comedy experts. Immerse yourself in popular uproarious shows, revisit classic specials by comedic legends, or tune in to a comedy podcast during your daily commute.

Laughter's contagious nature makes it a powerful tool for spreading joy. Share your jovial spirit by cracking well-timed jokes, borrowed or original, with colleagues, family, friends, and loved ones. Your sense of humor has the potential to brighten their day and strengthen your bonds.

The blog 'Why Laughter is the Best Medicine for your Whole Health' is an excellent resource of information (research and studies included) about the effects of laugther on our health.

Whether you seek an instant mood boost on a challenging day, inspiration for casual conversations, or simply a bit of extra amusement, this collection of hilarious quotes on life is guaranteed to tickle your funny bone and bring a smile to your face.

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"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.” — Bill Watterson

"My ability to turn good news into anxiety is rivaled only by my ability to turn anxiety into chin acne.” — Tina Fey, Bossypants

“Keep calm and carry a wand.” — A.W. Jantha, “Hocus Pocus & The All New Sequel”

“If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.” — Ace Ventura, “Ace Ventura: Pet Detective”

“I like my money where I can see it: hanging in my closet.” — Carrie Bradshaw, “Sex and the City”

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"I never feel more alone than when I’m trying to put sunscreen on my back.” — Jimmy Kimmel

"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.” — Elbert Hubbard

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?” — Robin Williams

“Don’t be so humble — you are not that great.” ― Golda Meir

“If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.” ― Judith Martin

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"I’ll have what she’s having.” ― Woman in diner, When Harry Met Sally

"People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.” ― Mike Bechtle

“There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.” ― Oscar Wilde, “The Picture of Dorian Gray”

“Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.” ― Oscar Wilde

“Instant gratification takes too long.” ― Carrie Fisher

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“Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer.” — Ellen DeGeneres

“Whoever said that money can’t buy happiness, simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” ― Bo Derek

“So be wise, because the world needs more wisdom, and if you cannot be wise, pretend to be someone who is wise, and then just behave like they would.” — Neil Gaiman

“I’m not good at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” — Chandler Bing, “Friends”

“I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.” ― Mitch Hedberg

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“People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.” — Joan Rivers

“I’m not offended by blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb … and I also know that I’m not blonde.” —Dolly Parton

“It is useless to try to hold a person to anything he says while he’s madly in love, drunk, or running for office.” — Shirley MacLaine

“I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don’t really remember yesterday all that well.” — Dory, “Finding Dory”

“The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.” ― Terry Pratchett, “Diggers”

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“To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I’ve known sheep that could outwit you. I’ve worn dresses with higher IQs.” — Wanda, “A Fish Called Wanda"

“The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.” ― George Carlin

“I’m not superstitious…but I am a little stitious.” — Michael Scott, “The Office”

“Here’s something to think about: How come you never see a headline like ‘Psychic Wins Lottery’?” — Jay Leno

"Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you're drunk." — Unknown

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"When life shuts a door ... open it again. It's a door. That's how they work." — Unknown

"Just wing it. Life, eyeliner, everything." — Unknown

"I don't even believe myself when I say, "I'll be ready in five minutes."" — Unknown

"You can't make everyone happy. You're not an avocado". — Unknown

"I never made a mistake in my life. I thought that I did once, but I was wrong. — Charles Schulz

“I’d love to stand here and talk with you...but I’m not going to.” — Phil Connors, “Groundhog Day”

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